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Sorry If I Looked Interested, I'm Not

Some conversations deserve your full attention. Others... don't.

For those who have perfected the polite nod while mentally planning dinner, tomorrow, or absolutely anything else. Dry, brutally honest, and guaranteed to get a knowing smile from the right people.

⚠️ Warning: May reduce unwanted small talk and increase people laughing before they've even finished reading your T-shirt.

Regular price $29.99 USD

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.

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