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Powered By Milk & Poor Decisions

Powered By Milk & Poor Decisions

Who needs batteries when you run on milk and your parents run on no sleep? Made for the tiniest member of the family and the most tired, this one gets a knowing laugh from every new parent who sees it. A funny pick for a baby shower, or for the friends who have just entered the no-sleep years.

Details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a soft 1x1 baby rib (Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • Mid-weight 170 g/m² fabric
  • Lap shoulders and a three-snap closure
  • Sizes 6–12, 12–18 and 18–24 months · Heather, Pink or White

⚠️ May cause strangers to laugh and tired parents to nod.

$27.99 USD
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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours.

Use a gentle, fragrance-free detergent suitable for baby skin.

Do not bleach.

Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Size Guide

Standard Baby Bodysuit
up to 12m — 34.3 x 24.8cm
12m-18m — 36.8 x 27.3cm
18m-24m — 39.4 x 29.9cm

Organic Cotton Bodysuit
3-6m — fits babies up to 60cm tall (42.5 x 22cm)
6-12m — up to 66cm (46 x 24cm)
12-18m — up to 76cm (50 x 25.5cm)

Garment measured flat: length x width, in cm. Supplier figures — may vary by up to 1.25cm.

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