Merry Crisis Hoodie
Merry Crisis Hoodie
Merry Christmas. Mostly crisis.
The presents aren't wrapped, the turkey is still frozen and three people have changed their plans. A heavyweight hoodie for keeping warm while it all sorts itself out.
⚠️ Warning: Wearing it to Christmas dinner may count as an announcement.
The details
- Unisex fit, true to size
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester with a brushed fleece inside
- Substantial 8.5 oz/yd² (288 g/m²)
- Front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood
- Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
- Sizes S–3XL
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.
Do not bleach or tumble dry.
Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.
Hang dry for best results.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm
Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm
Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.

Merry Crisis Hoodie
· $64.99
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