I'm Not Available for This – Oversized Tee

Out of office. Emotionally.

A boxy, faded, heavyweight tee that declines on your behalf. Meetings, drama, other people's plans: whatever it is, you're not available for it, and it's printed on the front so nobody has to ask.

⚠️ Warning: Your calendar may still say otherwise. The shirt will not back down.

The details

Boxy, oversized fit with dropped shoulders
100% carded cotton, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk
Heavyweight 7.1 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
Wide neck ribbing and a tear-away label
Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
Sizes S–3XL

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.