Currently Avoiding Halloween Plans
Currently Avoiding Halloween Plans
Some people spend all October planning the costume.
You have plans too. They involve the sofa, something with cheese on it, and not answering the door.
For everyone whose ideal 31st of October is a quiet one.
⚠️ Warning: May result in three separate people asking if you're "coming out later", and all three getting the same answer.
The details
- Regular fit, true to size
- 100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades are a cotton blend)
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Tubular construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping — no side seams to twist
- Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
- Sizes S–3XL
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.
Do not bleach or tumble dry.
Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.
Hang dry for best results.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm
Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm
Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.

Currently Avoiding Halloween Plans
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