Please Hesitate... To Reach Out.

A polite request. Probably best respected.

For anyone whose social battery has expired, whose inbox is already full, or who simply appreciates a little peace and quiet.

⚠️ Warning: May significantly reduce unnecessary conversations, surprise phone calls, and people saying, "I'll just quickly ask you something."

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.