I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Said with total confidence.

The secret most adults are keeping, finally printed somewhere useful. Set in a serif so elegant it almost sounds like a plan.

Wear it to the job you are improvising, the recipe you are guessing, and the flat-pack furniture with three screws left over.

⚠️ Warning: Being honest about it may make you the most trusted person in the room.

The details

Regular fit, true to size
100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades are a cotton blend)
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Tubular construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping — no side seams to twist
Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
Sizes S–3XL

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.