Here for the Cake. Leaving Before the Meltdown.

Here for the cake. Leaving before the meltdown.

Arrive, hug everyone, eat the cake, slip out the moment somebody starts crying over the wrong color balloon. For aunts and uncles who have mastered the art of the perfectly timed exit.

⚠️ Warning: Timing is everything. Leave too late and you're on cleanup.

The details

Regular fit, true to size
100% ring-spun cotton (heather shades are a cotton blend)
Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Tubular construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping — no side seams to twist
Printed, not stuck on — it won't crack or peel
Sizes S–3XL

$29.99 USD

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Color: Natural

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colours.

Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Iron on low heat, avoiding the printed area.

Hang dry for best results.

Size Guide

Men's/Unisex:
S (36-38) — 91 x 71cm
M (40-42) — 96 x 74cm
L (44-46) — 101 x 76cm
XL (48-50) — 106 x 79cm
2XL (52-54) — 111 x 81cm
3XL (56-58) — 117 x 84cm
4XL (60-62) — 122 x 86cm
5XL (64-66) — 127 x 89cm

Women's:
S (36-38) — 82 x 63cm
M (40-42) — 86 x 65cm
L (44-46) — 91 x 67cm
XL (48-50) — 96 x 69cm

Measurements: Chest x Length, in cm.

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